Frog and tadpole jokes


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Today, there are some new jokes from 4 Orion and one from my daughter, Eleanor.

What do frogs eat at McDonalds?

French flies!

Why couldn’t the frog tell the truth?

It’s an am-FIB-ian!

What goes ‘dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak’?

Morse toad!

What do you call a frog with no legs ?


What do toads drink on hot summer days?

Ice cold croak-a-cola!

How do you make a leaping potion?

Frogs legs!

What did the frog do when the bus came?

She hopped on!

What did the frog eat in McDonalds?

French Flies!

What athletic event do frogs often win?

Tadpole vault

What happened when the frog parked in the middle of Luton?

His car was toad away!

Why did the frog go to ASDA?

To buy his hopping!

Where did the toad leave her coat?

In the croakroom!

What is green and makes the loudest sound by the pond?

A froghorn!


Here’s one from Mr Prue:

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?